🎉💰🚀 BRO, HOLD THE PHONE! 📱😱 Apple just dropped the ultimate deal bomb 💣 on AirPods 4, and your wallet is about to have a glow-up! 💵🔥 You can snag these bad boys for just $109.99 this Black Friday! That’s BASED! 🤯💃 But let’s be real for a sec — Apple’s discounts are like that one friend who says “I swear I can fix it” while holding a rubber chicken 🐔. We all know these shiny pods are just fancy Bluetooth for flexing at coffee shops ☕🎧. “Do you hear my crisp, overpriced sound?” we say while trying to ignore the fact we can’t afford avocado toast. 🥑💔 🎤 EXCLUSIVE LEAK: One Apple developer was caught saying, “These prices make me cringe so hard, I think I just made a TikTok in the bathroom.” 😂💩 And honestly, same. So while you’re about to be *dripped* in AirPods 💧💸, remember: the second you pull these out in public, prepare for that Drake “NOPE” face from everyone who isn’t buying into the cult of Apple. 🤨🤭 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME 🔥: Next Black Friday, Apple will sell USB-C chargers separately for $999.99, and we’ll still buy them, because #Stonks. 🚀💀 #ThisIsFine