🚨💥 HOLD UP, GANG! The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally landed: AIRPODS 4 ARE DOWN TO $99 🤯💰. That’s right, folks! For the price of a fancy latte that you definitely didn’t need, you can now vibe to your Spotify while pretending to be productive! 🎧🌟 But let’s be real for a second. It’s almost like Apple looked at your old AirPods like they were those dusty VHS tapes no one cares about and said, “Too expensive? Bet.” 😭💀 *Insert Drake meme here* because the price drop is giving BIG “I’m sorry, I forgot I was supposed to care” vibes. And oh, look, it’s just in time for Prime Day—aka Christmas for people who have an Amazon Prime account and zero self-control. 🎄📦 Can’t wait to see all those “AirPods vs. generic knock-offs” TikToks flooding in like it’s the Great Flood of 2023. 🚀✨ Leaked Dev Quote: "We made these cheaper so you could lose them faster. Literally, it’s like giving you a freebie every time you walk out the door!" 🤖💸 So what do I predict? By 2025, Apple will just give these away as consolation prizes for those who forget to cancel their subscriptions after the free trial. 🤡😂 *Buckle up, fam!*