💸🎧🎉 BREAKING: Apple AirPods 4 are at a price so low you’ll think it’s a glitch!!! 🤯🤖 Almost as if Apple looked at Black Friday and said, "Bet!" Now available at a drool-worthy $90! 🤑💰 That’s 30% off the price of your dignity when you left the Android world! 👀💀 So, what do we get for our hard-earned cash? The AirPods 4—without active noise cancellation for those who like to live dangerously (this one’s for the *no cap* folks). Sure, it’s missing features like the fabled Transparency Mode, but who needs to hear reality when you can drown it out with your *personal* Spotify playlists? 🎶😜 And if you're rolling in dough (or just pretending from your parents’ basement), grab the ANC model for $150. 💵💀 Because who doesn't want to pretend they're not sitting through a lecture about blockchain while in the same room as 30 screaming toddlers? 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just want you to feel good about robbing your wallet for our shiny new products!” — Tim Cook (probably) 🔥 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses that double as AirPods. Get ready to take a call while fighting aliens in VR, folks! 🚀👽 Also, dogs will start wearing AirPods to avoid barking at you. The future is wild, and so are these deals! 🔥💯