🎉📉BREAKING: Apple AirPods 4 now on SALE for $89! Yes, you heard that right, my fellow tech aficionados! Time to get that sweet, sweet audio without needing to sell a kidney! 💰✨ 🏷️💥🔥 Forget about the overpriced brunch; grab these earbuds that are priced like an eternal sadness subscription! 😭💔 That’s a saving of 30%, meaning you can still buy avocado toast after you snag these! 🥑💸 #Stonks But wait! What’s the rush? Well, I overheard *the* top secret convo in the Cupertino basement where Tim Cook himself whispered: "Under $90? That’s the magic number to make 'em pull out their wallets faster than you can say ‘Apple is just a cult’." 🚀🤖 With the H2 chip (no, not the one from your old-school Vaporwave playlist), these bad boys promise higher fidelity than your last relationship! 🎶🔊 Personalized Spatial Audio? More like "I can hear my friends judging me from literally everywhere." 🤡 So, is this the AirPods deal of the century? Or just another corporate trap? 🤔💾 Either way, let’s be honest: the real question is how quickly these will be on clearance after Labor Day! 🤡🔥 *Hot take: In 2025, AirPods will come with built-in therapy sessions, so you can finally talk to someone about how your friends judge your taste in music!* 😵‍💫📈