🚨🛑 BREAKING: APPLE IS DROPPING AIRPODS PRO 3 AND I'M NOT OKAY 🚨🛑 Okay fam, listen up. The only thing more predictable than your cringe brother-in-law at Thanksgiving is Apple announcing new earbuds. But guess what? It’s almost time for their "Awe Dropping" event on September 9th — just in time to upgrade your AirPods again because they totally *won't* break after two weeks of use. 🤡💀 Now we hear the *AirPods Pro 3* might be rolling in with new features that could make you say “WTF, how did they put a better speaker in a post-it note??” 🤯😱 But let’s be real: the real flex here is pretending you can hear that content while being tagged in a group chat called “Weird Audiophile Stuff.” They’ll probably come with features like “cancellation of bad vibes” and “base-boosting to make your latest SoundCloud track sound like Mozart.” 🎶💰 Imagine you’re vibing to your mix, then BAM! It’s your Aunt Karen asking about your love life. *This is not fine* 😱🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just slapped some silicone on ’em and called it innovation.” — Tim Cook, probably 🔥🔥 RAPID HOT TAKE: Within five years, the AirPods Pro 7 will come with a built-in clinical psychologist that charges you $30/month—because you still can’t cope with your emotions!! 🚀🤖😱 Share this if you're ready for Apple to take your money yet again! 💸💸💸