🚨💰💥 BREAKING: AHHHH! Airia just pulled a wild stunt and raised $100M from its co-founder like it's the new Fortnite skin drop we never knew we needed. I mean, who needs investors when you can just play "mommy and daddy"? 🤡💀 #FamilyBusiness In a shocking twist that has all the cybersecurity nerds screaming, “I need a security blanket!” Airia’s co-founder, John Marshall, decided to throw $50M like it’s confetti at a crypto wedding. Wedding bells are ringing, but can he solve the AI crisis? 🚀👰‍♂️💔 But hold up, before we start lighting our stonks on fire: are we really trusting a single dude's wallet to handle the security of ALL enterprise AI? This feels like a cringe-tier episode of "Shark Tank" where no one gets to pitch because it’s just John saying, “I got this, fam.” 🦈💸 👀 Leaked convo between devs: **Dev A**: “So, are we building Fort Knox or a cardboard box?” **Dev B**: “At this rate, more cardboard than Knox, my guy.” And here’s my hot take: Forget about AI governance—next week, Airia’s making a TikTok dance challenge to prove how “secure” their “insta-fund” is. 🤖🔥💀 #WatchOutWorld Buckle up, AI security's about to be more chaotic than your grandma at bingo night! 👽🌀