🚨🤑 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Airbnb just dropped the Q3 tea and it's spicier than your mom's guac! 🥑🔥 They raked in a whopping $4.1 BILLION—yeah, you heard me right—up 10% YoY! Like, can we even stonk that? 🚀📈 👀 They booked 133.6 MILLION nights and seats. Bro, that's not just one couch surfer; that’s a full-blown squad house party! 🤡🎉 Keep in mind, they *only* estimated 131.75M. Guess they’re flexing on the haters with that extra 1.85M! 💪💰 Here’s an actual quote from an “Airbnb Developer” 🙄: “We just told our code to book more places than Drake’s chart-topping hits, and it worked!” 🤖💀 In other news, shares of Airbnb popped 5% in post-trading like bread on a toaster! 🍞✨ What’s next? They’ll start charging you for those cringe-worthy “service fees”? 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction time: By Q4, Airbnb will announce a “new feature” that includes therapy sessions for all the traumatized hosts. My money’s on it being called “Airbnb Counseling.” This is fine! 🤷‍♂️💬 #AirbnbCounseling #NotInMyHouse Share this chaos, you precious memesmiths! 🌌💥