🚨✈️ BREAKING: Air Travel is the New Bermuda Triangle! 💀🔥 So, apparently, the government is like that friend who signs up for all the group projects and then ghost you! 😂👐 On November 7th, hundreds of flights turned into a game of musical chairs because why fly when you could cancel a flight and ruin someone’s vacation? Thanks, Trump admin! 🙌💸 It's a vibe. Here’s the scoop: Millions of air traffic controllers are working without pay like it’s a free trial, and guess what? They’re opting out of that stress buffet! 🍽️🤑 Some of them are like, “Nah, I’ll just chill at home with my cat instead of directing future flights into oblivion.” 🤖😹 Air travel chaos: The new normal, y’all! Sooo… when will everything bounce back? Spoiler: No one knows! 🤷‍♂️ This is just the pre-game before the holiday slam dunk. 🎉🚀 How about that “This is fine” dog meme? Yeah, that's the vibe in the airports now. 🔥 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We can either give the controllers their paychecks or invest in air marshals to battle the legroom terrorists. 🤔✈️ It's a tough call.” Get ready for the REAL chaos to kick in when the holidays hit! 💥 Mark my words: in 2024, we’ll have *Flying Uber Cats* zipping us to our destinations!! 😺💨💯 #YOLO #Stonks