🎉🛠️👩‍🍳 Hey y’all, we’re about to dive into the AIR FRYER MADNESS! 🔥😱 If you thought air fryers were just overpriced beige boxes that make *meh* chicken nuggets — think again! 🚀✨ 👀 So, according to the *all-knowing* health wizards over at MyFitnessPal, Melissa Jaeger (not your average dietitian, but a certified air fryer sorceress), says air frying can deliver that crispy goodness we crave without drowning it in a pool of regret-oil. 💀💦 That’s right, fam, say goodbye to greasy crunches and hello to guilt-free munchies! 🤓💡 Here are some HEALTHY AIR FRYER FOODS so lit, they'll have your taste buds dabbin’ on haters: 🥦✨ - Seasoned broccoli 🌱🔥 (that’s right, make your greens slay) - Air-fried sweet potato fries 🍟✨ (because carbs are life, no cap) - Zucchini chips 🥒👿 (better than your ex’s DMs) 💥 Meanwhile, a "leaked" convo from some dietitians goes like this: **Dietitian 1:** “How do you feel about air fried kale?” **Dietitian 2:** *”That’s a crime against humanity.”* 🤠 In conclusion, if you don’t have an air fryer yet, you’re already behind on the social media flex and food game, fr fr. GET ON IT! 🚀🤖 Hot take? In 2024, air fryers will be the only kitchen appliance left standing after the Great Appliance Wars! 💣👽 Stonks!!! 🤑💸🥳