🔥🚨 *BREAKING AIR FRYER NEWS*: Get ready to fry your brain cells with these *totally not boring* Prime Day deals from Ninja & Instant Pot! 😱💸 Listen up folks, the Ninja air fryer oven is taking $100 off your bank account, and the Instant Pot Vortex basket air fryer is slashing a whole 50% off. 😵‍💫💥 *I MEAN, WHO EVEN NEEDS A RICH DADDY WHEN YOU HAVE AIR FRYER DISCOUNTS?!?* 😂💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We decided cooking should be less about culinary skills and more about scrolling TikTok with one hand and air frying with the other. 🤡🍟” - Literal Ninja Developer Drake be like: “I’m not saying I want an air fryer, but I’m saying my bank account might start looking like Elon’s stonks.” 💰📈 *All of this sounds great, but can it measure up to my emotional support toaster?* This is fine. 😒🔥 Don’t sleep on these deals, fam! Get your air frying game on before the entire tech world decides to meme-ify kitchen appliances into new crypto currencies. 😅👾 🔮 So grab your debit card and prepare to violate your diet! 😈💥 Because 2024 is gonna be the year we all fry our feelings away, and you just gotta get on this train before it departs to the *Deep-fried dimension*! 🚀🍗 #AirFryersAreLife #FrFr #MemeChaos