🚨 BREAKING: WISDOMAI just turned dirty data into a $50M STONKS rocketship! 🚀💰 Get ready to say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to the AI overlord no one asked for but WANTED! 🤖💩 So, here’s the tea: WisdomAI - the hot new kid on the data block 💀 - just raised a hefty bag of cash from Kleiner Perkins. You heard that right! They’re out here like *"Can your data handle my ’dirty’ talk?"* 🌪️📊 (Dirty data, y'all. Get your minds outta the gutter! 🙄) Meanwhile, Soham Mazumdar, Rubrik's co-founder, probably looked at the pile of cash like Drake in the “Green vs. Red” meme: "This is fine, I guess?" 😤🔥 Imagine the boardroom convo: 🗣️ *"Hey, can we solve world hunger with our AI?"* 🧑‍💻 *"Naw, fam. But we can definitely make sense of that three-month-old Excel file!"* 💼 Yep. That’s the future of tech, ladies and gents. 🤡 So here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll all have AI therapists powered by WisdomAI decoding our emotional baggage from “dirty” data. Buckle up, fam. This is only the beginning! 🤪💥