🚨✨ Buckle up, fam! The future is here, and it’s got *no* chill! 🚀💼 Welcome to the chaotic carnival of **TechCrunch Disrupt 2025**, where the new hires are NOT people, but COMPUTERIZED CHADs ready to crush your dreams and probably your wallets too! 💰💀 💻 Imagine your first 10 hires pulling all-nighters without complaining or asking for a raise. Sounds like a wet dream? 🤤💅 Or is it just a recipe for disaster? Can we really trust these digital overlords to organize our *literal* apocalypse of a startup?! This is *fine* 😅🔥 💬 “We’re just teaching AI to meme our way to the top! 🤖👇” - A totally real and not-at-all-made-up developer. Fr fr, can we get a moment for our human homies who just lost their jobs to a glorified Excel sheet? This has “cringe” written all over it! 😬💔 But hey, if they start outperforming your intern who only makes TikToks about their morning coffee, what’s next? 🤷‍♂️💯 Here’s the HOT TAKE: In just five years, we’ll be managed by our own creations! 🤖💼 Stonks 🚀? Or just an episode of 'Survivor: Silicon Valley’? Place your bets and prepare for the chaos, folks! Handle with care! 🤡💥