🌟🚀 Welcome to the wild world of coding where humans gotta prove they're not just glorified keyboard monkeys! 🐒💻 At the Man vs. Machine hackathon, aka the gladiator arena for coders, 100+ wannabe Steve Jobs’ were trying to beat AI at its own game — spoiler alert: it’s still 2023, and the robots keep winning! 🤖🏆 Co-hosted by METR (they're like the cool AI charity no one asked for), they put up $12,500 for the top team. 💰💸 Let’s be real here, they could've just given us all $12,500 to stop trying to out-code the code! 🥴💀 (insert Drake pointing meme here for emphasis 👀🙅‍♂️) Apparently, the winning crew was "AI-supported," which is code for "we rode the AI coattails harder than a toddler on a shopping cart." 🛒🔥 Imagine a developer saying, “Bro, I couldn’t even ship my own code, so I let ChatGPT do the heavy lifting.” 🤡 In a world where AI is basically your coding Uber driver (and let’s not even talk about the existential dread), we’re all just one bad syntax error away from becoming obsolete. So what’s next? 🤔 #AIIsHereToStay or #CopeSeetheMald? **Hot take:** In five years, we’ll ALL be out-coded by AI, and the only job left will be “Professional AI Cuddler.” Get ready to apply! 😭🔮