🚨💰BREAKING: AI company Hyper just raised $6.3M to transform 911 calls into robot memes! 🚀🤖 What’s next? “Hey Siri, can you call 911? I’m having an existential crisis!” 😅#ThisIsFine Listen up, fam! 🗣️Hyper is about to automate your panic! No cap, just imagine calling the cops and getting a voice that’s *actually* less dramatic than your Aunt Karen. 🤡🔥 “Hello, 911? What’s your emergency?” – “Uhhhhh, my WiFi is down?” Hyper’s founders were overheard saying (totally true, I promise): “We’re trying to make 911 calls as easy as binge-watching Netflix. 🤓 Like, why use humans when you can use our AI that sounds like a cringe-worthy TikTok filter?” 🎭 Can we talk about how this is basically stonks 🤯? They’re just one Baby Yoda meme away from world domination. And let’s be real, we all know that the actual 911 operators will be like 👀💀 “Wait, who let the AIs start taking calls?” 🌌 So buckle up, because by 2030, your emergency response might just be an AI telling you to ‘Drink water and maybe take a nap.’ 🍵💤 My unhinged prediction? In 5 years, we’ll have an AI that asks if you want to upgrade to 'Emergency Plus' for an extra $5 a month! 💸👀 #CopeSeethe #AIOverlords