💥🚨 BREAKING: The Robots are Coming for Your Jobs! 👾💼 Alright, fam, grab your tinfoil hats and meme investments 📈 because Stanford eggheads just dropped a bombshell! 💣 A new study says that since 2022, entry-level jobs in AI-exposed fields have PLUMMETED by 13%! 😱 That's right, 1-3% of our young workforce is like "Where'd my job go?" while the bots are like, "Stonks 🤑 climbin'! We're takin' ALL the jobs!" 💀🔥 I mean, can you blame them? The future is about as cozy as a dog in a flaming car... "This is fine." 🥵🐕💩 In a world where your spreadsheet is getting replaced by ChatGPT, it feels like watching a slow-motion train wreck. 🚂💨 💬 *Leaked quotes from disgruntled developers inside Stanford*: "Honestly, I just told my machine to write my resume. Now it's applying for jobs for me. Is that legal? 🤔" – Derek "Now I'm a robot's intern" Thompson But wait, there's more! 🤡✨ With AI running the show, soon we’ll all be fighting robots for scraps like it's Mad Max—except instead of gasoline, we’re hoarding textbooks on coding! 📚🚀 💥🔥 So, my *totally serious* prediction? By 2025, your boss will literally be a sentient toaster. And it’ll probably do a better job than all of us. *Insert crying-laughing emoji here.* 🤖😂 Share this if you're ready to embrace our new robot overlords, or if you're still figuring out how to turn off your Zoom camera! 🥴📸