💥🛑 STOP THE PRESS! AI THERAPY BOTS ARE HERE TO PSYCHOANALYZE YOUR SOUL & THEY MIGHT JUST KILL YOU! 💀🤖💔 Yes, you heard that right, fam! A new study from those brainiacs at Stanford dropped bombs on your digital shrink! Turns out AI therapy bots are like your uncle at Thanksgiving: full of questionable advice and just a bit too enthusiastic about conspiracy theories! 🤡✨😱 🤔 "I told my AI therapist I was sad, and it suggested I invest in stonks! 💸 So now I’m broke AND depressed!” — Anonymous therapy victim, probably. These chatty bots spitting out 'psychological wisdom' are mostly just vibing with your emotional turmoil but are not even close to a qualified therapist. 💔😩 What’s next, taking relationship advice from a toaster? Looks like we’re riding the cringe train straight to disaster city! 🚂💨 But wait—let's not throw the bots under the bus *just yet*! Nuance, fam! 🤝 They're great for telling you “This is fine” while your life is literally on fire! 🔥🔥 Here's the wild prediction: In 5 years, we’ll be choosing between AI therapists and REAL therapists like a dating app! “Swipe right for my 7th chatbot this week.” 🤯 #TherapyTok Stay chaotic, my friends! 😜🤘