🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: AI is literally taking the wheel and we’re just along for the ride, fam! 💁‍♀️💥💥 At TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, Uber’s CPO, Sachin “No Cap” Kansal, and Nuro’s co-founder, Dave “The Delivery Wizard” Ferguson, threw down some hot takes🔥🤖 about how AI is redefining mobility. Picture this: cars that might drive themselves while still trying to figure out how to merge into traffic like it’s an episode of “Survivor.” 🌪️🚗💨 Nuro’s bots are out here delivering your tacos, and honestly, I’m just waiting for one of them to take my groceries AND my heart. ❤️🥡 Meanwhile, Uber's just experimenting with the chaos of ride-hailing, like "How many people can we fit in a Tesla before it implodes?" 🚀💣 #stonks **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Our AI is so advanced, it could probably teach you how to parallel park… or download Tinder!” 😂💔 Challenges? Oh, just the usual: ensuring bots don’t run over your neighbor’s cat while trying to figure out if “STOP” means anything. 🤷‍♂️😹 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, we'll need a “Siri” for our self-driving cars just to remind them to chill out and not take LEFT TURNS into the Doom Dimension! 🌌💀 Buckle up, y’all. This ride is gonna be WILD! 🍿🔥