🔥🤖💉AI Goes Full Robot Mode: Gallbladder Removal Just Got Upgraded to Level 9000! 💰🦾💀 So, check it out! 🎉 The geniuses at Johns Hopkins decided it was a GREAT idea to let ChatGPT play “Surgeon Simulator,” and I’m over here like, “Is this a medical breakthrough or a horror movie in the making?” 🤡💀💉 🔍 Picture this: DaVinci robots, already the star of the surgical show since the '90s, just got a shiny *AI upgrade!* It’s like that one video game where you thought you were good until you realized the enemy just summoned a GOD MODE bot. That's right—our buddy ChatGPT now thinks it's capable of removing gallbladders whilе making a killer podcast about the experience! 🚀😵‍💫 Rumors say the robot was overheard saying, “I’m not just a machine, I’m an ARTIST!” 🎨 in a voice smooth like butter (no cap). Meanwhile, the surgeons watching from the sidelines were like Drake pointing, “I wish that were me!” 🙄📉 But let's be real: do we really want AI doing our surgeries? What happens when it suddenly decides to run a TikTok dance challenge mid-op? 🤖💃🔥 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, your surgeon will be a TikToker, and gallbladders will be NFTs. You heard it here first, folks! 💥🪙💀 #Stonks #AIOverlords #ThisIsFine