💀🚨 Stop right there, weak coding warriors! 🤖 The *2025 DORA report* just dropped, and it’s serving HOT takes straight from the Google overlords! 🌐🔥 Ever heard of AI? No, not the kind that draws your ex in a classy restaurant while you’re crying in your mom's basement. 😭💔 I'm talking about the kind that’s about to reveal which dev teams are stacked versus still figuring out how to “Hello World.” 🤡💻 According to the report, AI is like that shady friend who’s either gonna hype you up or roast you in front of everyone. 💅 It’s all about the glow-up (or glow-down) 😬. Strong teams? They’re vibing with AI like it’s a TikTok dance challenge 💃🤖. Weak teams? They’re getting *exposed* like a TikTok influencer without a filter! #CancelCulture 💔🚫 🗣️ "Our AI is just like my dog—great at fetching things, but if it’s weak, it just barks at shadows." - (Totally not a Google Dev) 😂 Here’s the tea: AI magnifying inefficiencies is a blessing and a curse. It’s basically the *“This is fine”* dog meme, but IRL. 🤯 But listen, if your dev team isn't vibing with AI, get your popcorn ready 🍿🎬—the cringe is about to be REAL! 🤯👀 💥🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2026, the only teams left will either be flexing with major AI gains or eating dust like that one uncle who still uses Windows 95. Stonks may plummet! 🚀📉