🚨BREAKING: AI Bubble Is NOT BURSTING! 🚨 (Yet) 💰💀 In a shocking twist that has absolutely NO ONE shaking in their boots, Fausto Fleites straight-up threw shade at all you skeptics saying the AI money tree is wilting away 🍂. “These six tactics are the keys to your AI kingdom!” he declared while sipping on a double mocha, no doubt. ☕️💼 So, if you're tired of seeing those *cringe* buzzwords float around and want to learn how to squeeze ROI from your AI like it’s the last lemon on Earth, grab your notebooks and your stonks 📈 because Fausto's about to drop some knowledge that’s hotter than your uncle's takes at Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* "Honestly, if I see another AI ‘breakthrough’ that doesn't involve my cat making memes, I'm logging off for good." 😂 And just for kicks, we’re calling it: Google is gonna try to slap a room temperature AI lunch box on your kitchen counter by NEXT MONTH. Who’s ready for a dystopian cookbook that can’t even crack a recipe? 🤖👩‍🍳 Stay woke, fam. No cap, 2024 is the year we pit AI against actual sentient beings in a wrestling match… and I’m here for it! 🚀💥