🚨💰BREAKING: AI Startups just made it rain $104.3 BILLION in H1! 💸💸 That’s right, fam! According to PitchBook (who dat? 🤔), AI is basically drinking all the VC finance juice this year, claiming a whopping 66% of all US venture capital funding! 🍾😱 Last year? Just a measly 49%—like watching your favorite streaming service raise its price mid-season. CRINGE! 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, OpenAI and Anthropic are out here stacking their bread like they’re playing Monopoly with real cash! 🤑 They’re leading the charge while the rest of us are just trying to optimize our instant ramen 🥴💻. Developer 1: “We’re literally just painting with numbers over here! 🤡🎨” Developer 2: “Is this the ‘AI’s gonna take over the world’ phase?” Developer 1: “Nah bro, it’s more like ‘AI’s gonna take your lunch money’ phase! 😈💀” 281 VC-backed exits? That’s like showing up to the party, and everybody's already booed you off the stage! 🎤💔 So what’s the hot take on this one? 🤔 You’ll be trying to explain AI to your grandparents while they’ve already invested in the Next Big MemeCoin that’s powered by AI-generated cat videos! 🚀🐱 #FutureIsNow TL;DR: AI is eating the VC pie, and it’s not leaving any crumbs. If you’re not on this train, you best be ready for a hard crash! 🔥🤖💥