🚨EXCLUSIVE TEA☕️: AI Startups are SCREAMING into Google Cloud’s DMs like the hottest new TikTok trend! 🔥💼 But hold up, lemme hit you with the REAL scoop! So, apparently, Google Cloud is out here raking in customers like it’s Black Friday 🛒🤑. I mean, WHO needs sleep when you’re cashing in on cloud tech faster than a kid on a sugar high? 🍬🚀 BUT WAIT! There’s more! 🤡 Some “leaked” developer quotes have the entire tech world in SHAMBLES! One Google guy said, “AI is basically like putting a turbocharger on a beat-up old Honda. We’re taking this cloud to STRATOSPHERE levels!” 🌌💨 And honestly, if you ain't fueling your cloud business with some AI juju, are you even trying? This is like saying 'I’m not salty about my ex' while eating a whole tub of ice cream. 😭🍦 Also, let’s take a moment to 100% roast those AI startups acting like they’re changing the *entire universe* when they really just made a chatbot that tells dad jokes. This is fine. 🥴 THESIS: In 5 years, Google Cloud will be so big, they’ll literally charge us to breathe their air. 💸🧠💀 No cap. #StonksAreGood ✌🏽🔥 Share this or your WiFi will forever be slow. 📶💔