🚨🥳 BREAKING: AI Startups Valued at $1 Trillion—But They're All Broke? 🤡💸 Sooo, check this out: we’ve got 10 AI startups (yep, including our boy OpenAI and Elon “I’m Definitely Not a Villain” Musk’s xAI) running around with a *combined* whopping ~$1 TRILLION valuation 🚀💰. But here’s the tea ☕—they’re all LOSING money faster than your ex when they saw you thriving! 💀 “What’s the deal?” you ask? Well, an FINANCIAL TIMES analysis (yes, that snooze-fest) says we're in the midst of an AI VALUATION BUBBLE inflation worse than your diet during the holidays. This is fine. 😅✨ From my *totally legit* sources, an imaginary dev from OpenAI was quoted saying, “We keep losing money so we can keep telling people we’re changing the world. It’s a strategy bro.” 🔥🔥 And while "Stonks" are flying and investors are caping harder than Superman, the reality hits like... 🎤💥 “Is this the next dot-com bubble??” All I’m saying is—get your popcorn 🍿, because this sitcom of the century is about to go FULL "Drake Pointing" to the moon or crash harder than a TikTok dance trend. 🕺💥 Prediction? I say we go full-on meme apocalypse by 2025, where AI will be the new Beanie Babies. Just wait for it! 🤯👀