💥🚨BREAKING: AI startup Perplexity just slid into Google’s DMs with a fat $34.5 BILLION offer for Chrome! 💰💻 Like, fam, who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a whole search engine? 🤣🤣 Listen, this isn’t just some Friday night shenanigans - Perplexity is basically yelling, “We’re gonna need Chrome’s traffic to take over the world. 😈🌎” Imagine trying to buy a car being sold for $17K but you’re like, “How about I pay you double and hope you don’t laugh in my face?” Classic entrepreneur vibes, my dudes. 🔥 But here’s the tea ☕️: apparently, there’s a whole lineup of other companies ready to swoop in and give Google a run for their moolah 💸. Like, seriously? What's next? Pinterest offering to buy TikTok for a latte? 🤡 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought it was a prank at first, but then we realized we could actually just buy our way into popularity,” said one confused Perplexity dev. “Stonks?” 🤔📈 🔥💀 In conclusion: if this doesn’t end with Perplexity rebranding Chrome as 'Perplex-Browser 3000', I don’t know what will. Mark my words: lemon-scented UI incoming! 🚀🌈 If you’re not laughing, you’re doing it wrong. Share this chaos and let’s watch the tech world implode! 🤯💥 #ThisIsFine