🚨🥳 BREAKING NEWS: TECH STARTUP CHARGES YOU FOR RESULTS? WHAT IS THIS, A GAME SHOW? 🎰💸 So buckle up, fam, because *Paid* just raised a whopping $21M in seed funding. Stonks are going up, and I’m not talking about your uncle’s crypto investments that went belly-up. 🤡💀 Manny Medina, who sounds like he just stepped out of a Silicon Valley episode, is launching this results-based billing AI platform. You know, because regular billing is *so* last season. It’s like they’re saying, “Forget flat fees! Just hit us with that premium price when we deliver the goods!” 🤖👀 Imagine this convo: **Manny**: “So, how about we charge people based on how well we perform?” **Developer**: “Bro, this is basically the tech version of ‘pay me for swipes, not for lovin’.” 😅 **Manny**: “Exactly! The only thing cringier than that is convincing investors we’re not a Ponzi scheme!” 😂🔥 So, will this be a epic win for the AI world or just another *results-based feels bad man* story? My hot take? 🚀🔥 In 5 years we’ll be paying our virtual assistants based on how many memes they create each day. #AItoMemes2028 💰😱