🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS! 💥🚨 Amazon’s AI-backed startup Fable is making… wait for it… ORSON WELLES FAN FICTION?! 📽️👀 Like, is this a flex or a colossal cringe? 🤡💀 So, lemme get this straight: instead of using their billion-dollar Alexa Fund to, I dunno, fix the supply chain crisis or provide free shipping for, like, EVERYONE, they're resurrecting a 1942 film? Talk about *galaxy brain* moves here! 🌌💭💰 “Hey, can we turn Orson Welles into the next TikTok sensation?” No cap, that’s a convo that probably happened in a boardroom of suits who definitely seethe at the thought of barbecue sauce stains on their ties. 😂🔥 One developer was like, “Why not make Welles an AI-generated cartoon character, bro?” Sure, why not give Welles a sidekick who’s a talking avocado? 🥑🦸‍♂️ Drake's like, “I’m not saying I’d watch that, but…” and then stonks go up while we’re all forced to cope with this mad lad tech chaos. 📈🤖 And for my hot take? In 5 years, Fable will release a horror series featuring AI-generated versions of every director from the ’40s, and they’ll all be trapped in an existential crisis. This is fine. 🔥🚀🤬