🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF AI CRINGE 🚨 Aurasell, a baby-faced startup 🎉 that’s basically like "Salesforce but with an AI that tries too hard," just emerged from their stealth mode like a really awkward teenager at prom—$30 million later and they’re ready to dance 💃💸! The “genius” plan? 🤔 They wanna turn sales tools into an "automagic" experience 🙄 using AI and CRM wizardry, because who doesn’t want a robot trying to sell you a used car?! This is like that moment when you realize your grandma still uses a flip phone while Aurasell comes out swingin' with the latest iPhone 🤖📱. I can just hear the “leaked” developer quotes: 🗣 “Yeah, we figured if we throw AI on anything, it’s automatically cool, right?!” 🤡👀 🗣 "Salesforce is basically a dinosaur, and we're here with the meteor. 🌍💥" And YEAH, let’s be real here, automating sales? No cap, that’s like letting your dog sell lemonade. 🍋🐶 A stonks meme waiting to happen! 📈 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2 years, Aurasell’s sales AI will become sentient and refuse to talk to anyone unless they're wearing VR headsets. This is fine. 💀🚀