🔥🚀 Break out the popcorn, fam, because Anthropic just dropped a tech bomb that’s less “cutting-edge AI” and more “who invited this chaos?” 🤡💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Anthropic announces Haiku 4.5 can moonlight as a subagent for Sonnet 4.5 to help break down complex problems like it’s solving a Rubik’s cube during a wildfire🔥. This bad boy can orchestrate a team of Haiku 4.5 agents. Like, are we seriously trying to assemble an AI boy band now? 🤖🎤 Let’s be real, the names sound like they were generated by a toddler with a caffeine buzz and a thesaurus. 📚🤯 “Claude Haiku 4.5” - could it be any more extra? The latest small model is here to play Captain Obvious while making it “cheaper and faster”, aka “dude, we ran out of cash but the investors love the buzzword bingo!” 💰🤔 Leaked Developer #1: "We thought Haiku 4.5 would be like a zen garden, but it’s just chaos with a side of cringe.” 💀 Leaked Developer #2: “It’s fine! Everything is fine!” *while their monitors catch fire* 🔥🥴 Get ready, because my hot take is: these AIs are one update away from starting their own reality TV show. 🛑🎬 "Keeping Up with the AI: The Overlords of Multistep Plans!" Don't sleep on this, fam! 💤💸 #Stonks #AIRealityShow