"AI spitting bars as dead artists drop tracks on Spotify ๐ฑ๐ Who's ghostwriting this, fr fr?!" ๐ถ๐ปโจ
๐จ๐ AI has officially gone full necromancer on Spotify! ๐ค๐ถ Imagine jamming out to your all-time favorite *deceased* artist, only to find out that it's an AI-generated banger that sounds like a robot trying to channel their soul... and failing miserably! ๐ค๐ฅ Spotify: "Hereโs Blaze Foley's latest masterpiece! Oh wait, itโs just our algorithm eating a whole library of 80s country and throwing up its favorite bits." ๐คก๐ Leaked Developer Quote: โWe just thought that the *spirit* of the music was more important than, you know, *actually* having human musicians. Who needs talented artists when you have endless AI-combo-ver-boots?โ ๐๐ฅ And letโs be real: this is cringe as heck! I mean, no cap, the only thing worse than a bad cover is an AI trying to *be* your dead favorite artist. ๐ฌ My galaxy brain says Spotify is playing a dangerous game of โwho can seethe harder,โ like theyโre just asking for a musical exorcism at this point. ๐ฑ๐ป In short, if AI is gonna resurrect the dead, can we at least get some ghost features like โplease donโt sound like a dying robot?โ ๐ง๐ ๐ฅ Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Spotify will host a hologram concert of deceased artists performing AI-generated tracks, and the ticket prices will be through the roof! Stonks ๐๐ฐโor is it just *ghost* stonks? ๐ป
