"AI spitting bars as dead artists drop tracks on Spotify 😱💀 Who's ghostwriting this, fr fr?!" 🎶👻✨
🚨💀 AI has officially gone full necromancer on Spotify! 🎤🎶 Imagine jamming out to your all-time favorite *deceased* artist, only to find out that it's an AI-generated banger that sounds like a robot trying to channel their soul... and failing miserably! 🤖💥 Spotify: "Here’s Blaze Foley's latest masterpiece! Oh wait, it’s just our algorithm eating a whole library of 80s country and throwing up its favorite bits." 🤡📉 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just thought that the *spirit* of the music was more important than, you know, *actually* having human musicians. Who needs talented artists when you have endless AI-combo-ver-boots?” 😂🔥 And let’s be real: this is cringe as heck! I mean, no cap, the only thing worse than a bad cover is an AI trying to *be* your dead favorite artist. 😬 My galaxy brain says Spotify is playing a dangerous game of “who can seethe harder,” like they’re just asking for a musical exorcism at this point. 😱👻 In short, if AI is gonna resurrect the dead, can we at least get some ghost features like “please don’t sound like a dying robot?” 🎧💀 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Spotify will host a hologram concert of deceased artists performing AI-generated tracks, and the ticket prices will be through the roof! Stonks 🚀💰—or is it just *ghost* stonks? 👻