🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: AI SOC Tools Have Skeletons in Their Closets! 💀🕵️‍♂️ Okay fam, gather ‘round because we’re diving into the juicy drama behind AI-powered SOC platforms 🤖💥. You thought they were your security BFFs? I hate to break it to you, but they might just ghost you harder than your last Tinder date. 💔 Imagine this: you activate your shiny new AI tool, and it’s like opening a bag of stale chips—no crunch, just a whole lot of *meh*. 🤢 Turns out, many of these so-called “next-gen” tools are just glorified calculators that can’t even handle basic security threats 🤦‍♂️. Yeah, they say they can do faster triage and smarter remediation, but that’s just PR fluff, my dude—much like “I can cook” when you really mean ramen noodles. Instant stonks? More like instant cringe! 📈🤡 🔊 "We were told this would be the future, but it’s like playing whack-a-mole with a butter knife." — A Very Disappointed Developer™️ And let’s be real; if your AI isn’t adapting faster than THAT one cousin who shows up at every family BBQ and wants to argue politics, it’s DOA. 🚀🔥 Unhinged Prediction: One day, AI SOC tools will be so overhyped, they’ll start charging us rent to live in our own data 💰. Get ready for “Data Squatters”: the hottest new trend! 🏠💫