🚨BREAKING: The **Allen Institute for AI** just dropped some spicy AI tea! ☕🔥 Meet **Olmo 3**: the new model that’s tougher than your CPU after a week of debugging! 🤖💪 According to Ai2, it *allegedly* outperforms models like Stanford’s **Marin** and commercial rival **Llama 3.1**. Which is basically saying it can bench more than a bunch of jacked nerds at a hackathon! 💪😅 🗣️ Imaginary Developer Quote: “Honestly, I just wanted my models to have more swagger than a TikTok influencer,” said one dev while sipping on a venti code-chai latte. 🌈☕ Meanwhile, stonks for Olmo 3 might just be through the roof or, like, *totally in the dumpster*—but we’re not here for facts, just vibes, fam! 💰🚀 And let’s not even talk about how every time one of these models drops, somewhere, a Stanford student seethes into their thesis notebook — this is fine 🐶🔥. 🔥🔥 So what’s the wild prediction? 🤔 In 2025, we’ll have Olmo 10.0 spitting bars like a pro rapper while solving complex math problems. 10/10 would totally break the internet. No cap. 📈💥 Hit that SHARE button and spread the chaos! 🤡💣💥