🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: AI Scientist Bails on America for BIGAI, Leaving Us to Cope with Our Emotions 💔💻💰 Yo fam, in a plot twist that even Netflix couldn’t script, well-respected AI wizard 🧙‍♂️ (aka Song-Chun Zhu) has **LEFT THE CHAT** on the U.S. tech scene after 28 years of gracing us with his intellectual presence. He’s bounced to China’s state-backed AI institute BIGAI, and now he’s the *head honcho* over there as he preps to run laps around the competition. 🏃‍♂️💨 🎤 Developer quote leaked to my sources: “I mean, who wouldn’t want to be the ‘chosen one’ behind the Great Wall of AI? Like, bro, are we trying to win the AI Olympics or what? 🥇🤖” Plot twist: Zhu was probably like “Yo, America! You think you’re winning this AI race? You can’t even fix your roads! 😭🛣️” Meanwhile, in America, we’re just here sipping our overpriced coffee, scrolling through TikTok, and vibing to “This Is Fine” as AI innovations head east. 🤡🔥 So, ladies and gents, get ready for the future where your AI overlord might just be Chinese 👀 — I predict that in 5 years, you’ll have to pretend to understand Mandarin just to talk to your smart fridge. 🚀💀 #Stonked #NoCap 💥 Share this chaos with your crew and remember, it’s a global game now! 🌍💔