🚀💰🎉 BREAKING: AI Salaries are now a $$$$$$ black hole sucking in all common sense! 😱💀 So listen up, fam! Silicon Valley is out here throwing stacks like it's an anime battle royale! 💸💥 Forget the Manhattan Project and Space Race—Meta just kicked down the door and offered a dude named Matt Deitke a jaw-dropping **$250 MILLION** for four little ol’ years of AI tinkering! That’s like giving someone a metal lunchbox full of stonks while we’re all still vibing in the land of “this is fine” 🔥🤡. Let’s break it down: that’s an average of **$62.5 MILLION** a year. You could buy a million avocado toasts or take your squad to Mars (if Elon drops the ticket prices, ofc). 🥑🚀 And don’t get me started on the *potential* $100 million in year one—my guy could fund a whole Netflix series about the rise and fall of humanity because he’s just that based. Imagine the developer meeting where they were like, "Let’s pay him more than we paid Einstein last week." *Leaked quote* from one developer: "We’re basically just giving him the keys to the universe." 😂🗝️ But here’s my wild prediction: Next year, AI researchers will be in the MLB draft converse, getting offered *literal* planets for their services... Y’all better start learning how to code and brush up on your Star Wars references ASAP! 🌌👽 THIS is the future. Coping? Seething? How about just vibing? 🤖💪💥 #AIOverlords #SiliconValleyMemeber