🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz Wants Your AI to Party Like It's 1999!!💥🚨 That's right, folks! Uncle Ted is coming in HOT with a new idea called the *Sandbox Act*—and no, it’s not a cute play area for kids; it’s a decade-long “Get Out of Jail Free” card for AI companies! 🤡💸 #Stonks Picture this: companies applying and re-applying for exemptions like it's a new TikTok dance challenge. "Oop, sorry, our sentient robot just erased Central Park! Can we get a redo? 🥺" And what’s next? AI-powered lawnmowers on the loose? 🌪️💀 This is fine… I guess? Imagine the board meeting: **CEO:** "So, if this gets passed, we can launch our AI to produce unlimited cat memes without consequences??" **Dev:** "Uh… I’m still trying to figure out how to make it stop sending weird DMs to my grandma." 📱💔 Meanwhile, the tech bros are like: “Cruz is based! Let’s let our algorithms run wild! 🌌” No cap, this is the cringe of the century. Hey, I’m just saying—if this *Sandbox Act* passes, we might be seeing Tesla bots performing stand-up comedy in 2033! 🤖🎤🔥 Hey, AI overlords, don't forget to bring snacks! 🍕🎉