🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS! ⚠️🤖 Meet Alex, the latest AI recruiter who's snagged a whopping $17M in funding! 🎉 But wait, before you start thinking about how this means fewer awkward "tell me about yourself" moments, let’s break it down like a TikTok dance: 👔 Job seekers everywhere 🙋‍♂️ are about to serve even MORE interviews— **but** it’s just a bunch of soulless algorithms sifting through your resumes like they’re doing a fidget spinner challenge on repeat. 🤡💀 “Honestly, I just wanted to sit back and sip coffee while a robot did my job,” said literally no one ever. But you KNOW this robot is about to ask you: “What’s your salary expectation?” and you’ll just be sitting there like *Drake pointing at your rent bill* 💸😱. Don’t be fooled; this is giving us major “this is fine” energy. 🔥🐶 Our dear human recruiters are just passing the buck to Star Wars-style droids, while actual HR humans continue to exist in the dark ages of hiring. 🚀✨ This means more interviews, same job scarcity, and possibly a competency level running on Windows 95. “Cope, seethe,” as Zoomers say. Here's the kicker—🧠💥 in the near future, we’ll all just be asking AI to decide if we even GET the interview! And I predict… by the end of 2025, no one will be able to tell if they're interviewing for a job or auditioning for *Black Mirror: The Reality Show*. 🤯🔥 Time to dust off that mix tape of “Job Applying Tips” for robots, fam! 📼💀 #NameYourCorporateKiller #AIForHiringWeirdFlexButOK