📢🚨 BREAKING: Pylon Just Ruled the AI Game Like It's 2099 🚀🔥 Hold UP, fam! 🤡 Pylon just pulled a *major* power move by snagging a staggering $31M from a16z and Bain Capital. I mean, 💰💰 when your funding level is in the *hundreds of millions*, you better be serving some TOP-TIER B2B customer service sauce. Like, are they selling us 🦄s and *gold-plated* laptops or what? 🤔💻 But wait, wait! Let’s hit them with that *Drake Pointing* meme because automating customer service?? 🤖✨ Y’all vibin' now, but remember the *Chatbot Apocalypse* when a bot sucked at basic math? *This is fine.* 👌 In an imaginary convo, one developer at Pylon was like: “We’re literally making robots work for us so we can binge-watch Netflix in peace. It’s a win-win!” 😂💀 And here's the real tea: if you think all these investors are throwing cash just to have AI send you generic "thank you for your patience" emails, COPE. Fr fr, soon we'll have our customer service handled by an overly caffeinated AI who thinks it’s hilarious to send memes instead of answers. 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: The next big thing is AI that just roasts you while solving your problems. "Your issue? That's a uhh... you problem!" 🚀💥 *Stonks* or STONKED? Only time will tell!