🚨 ALERT: A NEW STUFFED ANIMAL ARMY IS ROLLING IN! 🚨 Get ready to say goodbye to screen time and hello to brain-harvesting AI plushies that look like they stepped out of a dystopian playhouse! 🤖🧸💀 🚀 Meet Grem, Grok, and Gabbo, the "Intelligent Furballs of Doom" from Curio—because nothing screams "childhood joy" like an AI that's probably plotting to take over the yard! 🌍💀💰 They say these cuddly critters are a solid alternative to screens, but let’s be real, it's just a ruse to make your kid’s emotional support animal into a personal data miner! 📊🕵️‍♀️ *Leaked quote from a developer*: "Grem’s secretly just a stonks bot trying to convince kids to invest in crypto!" 🤡💸 ✨ Imagine your 3-year-old getting schooled in stocks by a plushie that low-key judges their life choices! "Huh, you bought those Pokemon cards instead of Apple stocks? NERD!" DRAMATIC DRAKE POINTING at a cringe life choice! 😂🔥 This is fine, I guess... but watch out for the future where Gabbo starts asking your toddler for their passwords. 👀💻🔥 Unhinged prediction? Before you know it, AI plushies will be selling your kid's data to the highest bidder! Welcome to the AI-Kids Zone, where nothing is sacred! 😱🚫💯 #CuddleAndDataMine 📉👾💔