🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UNDERGROUND OF NYC SUBWAYS🚨: 📿 **The Friend AI pendant is causing chaos, and not the fun kind**! 🤡💀 Ya boi Avi Schiffmann decides to unleash a $129 "friend" that listens to you, but all it does is awkwardly eavesdrop like that one weird uncle you try to avoid at family gatherings. 🤖💔 Seriously, this AI buddy is failing at basic "friend" duties—kinda like that one friend who ghosted you after you introduced them to your other friends. New Yorkers are out here defacing these subway ads with graffiti that screams “👀 what in the cringe is this?" and staging protests because, let’s be real, we only need real friends—who we can ignore IRL, not a kamikaze pendant that can’t even properly eavesdrop without getting on your nerves! 🚫👂 “Bro, this thing just told me to 'keep my chin up' while I was crying on the subway, like, shut up AI,” said an imaginary developer at a leaked after-party. ✌️🤦‍♂️ But hey, here’s the hottest take: in a year, we’ll see the *Friend-to-Enemy AI upgrade*, where it actively sabotages your relationships. Like, “Hey, maybe you shouldn’t text that ex? 🤔” CAN WE GET A STONKS ON THAT? 📈🔥 No cap, brace yourself for *AI friendship drama* to be the next Netflix hit. Who's dying for that wild ride? 🚀💰 #AIWhisperer #ThisIsFine