🚨🧠 BREAKING NEWS: AI Overviews Are Here, and Google's Clicks Are Dying Faster Than My Hopes After a One-Star Review! 📉💀 So, like, surprise, surprise, Google is out here playing hide-and-seek with our traffic. 🤡💔 According to some *totally legit* Pew Research Center nerds (shoutout to the homies), those shiny new AI Summaries are snatching clicks like a toddler at a candy store. 🍬💰💨 🛑💬 Google is like, "Nah fam, we give clicks back!" Meanwhile, the actual data is like: *cue the Drake pointing meme* — "You’re not getting those clicks back, fam." 😂🔥 Imagine the developers at Google huddled together: “Do we really need traffic? Or can we just build a fortress of AI that nobody can breach?” 🏰🤖 And you wanna know the real kicker? 🤯 Predicted click-through rates for websites are gonna plummet faster than my self-esteem after watching TikTok influencers live their best life. 🥲💥 STONKS? More like, *no stonks*!! 🚀 🚀💥 Hot take: In 2024, Google will roll out AI Overviews that literally erase your website from existence. Yup, you heard it here first, folks! 🤖💀 Time to start a TikTok account instead. #CrisisManagement 😱📲 Share this chaos and let’s watch the clicks disappear!