🚨 BREAKING: Common Crawl Caught in a Paywall Scandal! 🚨💀 So, it turns out our beloved Common Crawl (the cool kid of web archives) has been sneakily handing out paywalled journalism like candy at a kid's birthday party 🎉🍭💰. Yeah, you heard that right. AI companies are basically out here treating journalistic integrity like it's a free sample at Costco. “Just take it, it’s fine!” 🤡 In a shocking twist, an anonymous “developer” (totally not Chad from HR) supposedly said, “We knew it was bad, but we didn’t think they’d feed the whole buffet to Skynet!” 😂🔥 And there we go, folks! AI learning from subscription-based content? That's like stealing your neighbor’s WiFi and then asking them for the password. 🚫🔑 Meanwhile, the journalists are like, “This is fine.” While their dishes are burning in the background. 🔥🍽️ Just wait until the robots write our news and then sell it back to us at a premium. STONKS are going to the moon! 🚀🌕 Get ready for a world where your news is as trustworthy as a TikTok challenge. So, what’s next? Will Common Crawl release a “paywall influencer” edition? 🤔 Prediction: In 2024, you'll need a subscription to read the news you didn’t know was stolen! Cope and seethe, fam! 😂🤑