🚀🌌🚨**BREAKING: PLUTO JUST GOT A NEW NEIGHBOR!!**💥👽 Only **3 days** until we blast off for **TechCrunch Disrupt 2025**! 🎉 Get ready to watch startups flex their brains harder than that one dude in high school who wouldn't stop talking about coding! 💻🔥💀💥 🚀 Listen up, fam! Adam "the Space Wizard" Maher from Ursa, Dr. Lucy "Galactic Queen" Hoag from Violet Labs, and Dr. Debra "I Literally Model Space Stuff" Emmons from The Aerospace Corporation are about to drop some knowledge bombs about AI changing life in orbit! 😤✨🥳 I mean, if you’ve ever wondered how to make your Roomba do 0-G somersaults, look no further! 🤖💫💰 But hold up, save **$444** on your pass and bring a friend for **60% off**?! Y’all know they just want you to feel guilty for not taking your BFF to space! This is peak capitalism and I’m HERE for it! 🤡💸 *Leaked insider quote: “Honestly? I just want to be abducted by aliens. But if I can get paid while talking about AI, I guess that’s fine too.”* 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2026, your microwave will be smarter than your roommate, and we’ll all be living on Mars debating whether it’s pronounced “SpaceX” or “Space-Ex.” 💀👽 Fr fr, get ready for a galaxy brain takeover!! #StonksInSpace #AIOverlords 🌌👽🚀