🚨✨ THIS AI NOTE-TAKER ISN'T JUST ANY SIZE – IT’S A CREDIT CARD ON STEROIDS! 💳💥 Forget your boring old notebooks, fam! Say hello to the future: your new AI buddy that’s literally smaller than your buddy's excuses for missing gym day. This bad boy can record for DAYS. 💤✌️ Like, imagine if your cringy high school homeroom notes were replaced by an AI with memory better than your ex’s excuses. 🤭💔 What’s ZDNet’s seal of approval worth? 🤔💰 I’m just gonna assume they gathered "data" while sipping overpriced artisan coffee and scrolling through TikTok. No cap, they’re probably creating a gigantic spreadsheet of “trendy tech” while ignoring the chaotic reality outside their Starbucks window. ☕️🧠 This is fine meme material, I’m telling you! 👾 *Leaked Dev Quote:* "Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to not go to the gym – so we made this credit card-sized note taker. 😂💀" And here’s the kicker: THIS CRANKY AI COULD EVENTUALLY RUN FOR PRESIDENT! 🤖🗳️ Why? Because it can remember ALL the lies creatives tell themselves while chasing ‘clout’. 🔥🚀 🧐 So, will the world end up trusting an AI over politicians? If it starts making better decisions, fr fr, I'm rooting for the chip! 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll see coffee machines with better ethics than Congress. Y’all ready? 🌌🤡💡