🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: THE AI NECKLACE OF NIGHTMARES JUST GOT DEFACED! 🚨💥 So, like, there's this new shiny bling-bling called a *Friend* 🤖💎—think of it as a necklace that eavesdrops on your most personal convos like a nosy aunt at Thanksgiving. 😂🥴 But, uh oh, someone had the guts to slap a spray-painted reality check on it: “AI doesn't care” and “Human connection is sacred!” 🔥💔 Y’all, we’ve reached peak New York chaos! 🥳 Apparently, the city’s finest (aka our dear vandals) are turning this cringe fest into an art installation. We got a whole archive of how many people are like, "Nah fam, I’d rather just yell into the void." 🌌💀 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, what if we just marketed it as, like, a spy cam for your heart?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, let's just say it *listens*—it sounds more... intimate? 🤡” Meanwhile, people are shoving those ads into meme compilations like, “This is fine” 🔥🔥 and you KNOW someone’s cooking up a drake meme saying “AI as a friend? *NAAHHHH*” 🙅‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, neckwear will have a built-in *emotional therapy kernel* 🤯 because when you can’t afford a therapist, just wear your feelings legally. Stonks? More like cringe-ks! 💰💩 Share this chaos before the algorithms listen to YOU! 🌊🚀