🚨🗞️ BREAKING: AI is LOWKEY devouring the entire internet like Pac-Man on a bender! 🍕💀 But don’t worry, human-made content is out here flexing like, “I got this, fam!" 🤖✌️ CNET's crew is trying desperately to navigate this digital dumpster fire. 😅💥 Imagine a bunch of tech editors huddled around a flickering CRT monitor while the AI overlords are busy spitting out articles faster than Kanye drops albums. 🎤🔥 📈 While some are stonks 📉, other publishers are like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️ The real question remains - will the humans cook up content that's drip-worthy or will we just be flooded with bland AI gobbledygook? 🤢💻 "I told my team we need personality, not this soulless robot drivel," one “leaked” editor was heard whining over a massive coffee binge. ☕💀 So, will society rise from the ashes of algorithmic mediocrity and build a content renaissance? Or are we just one meme away from total content chaos?! 🔥🙌 🔥💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In five years, if you’re not negotiating with your AI overlord for writing credit, you’re LITERALLY not in the game. 💅 We’re all gonna need a side hustle in "internet folklore"! Brace yourselves! 🌌🤡🛴