🚨💰 **BREAKING NEWS: Mo' Money, No Problems!** 💰🚨 Yo, fam! Mira Murati just pulled a *"hold my kombucha"* and raised a whopping **$2B** for her latest AI venture, Thinking Machines Lab! 💸💸 I guess OpenAI just ain’t enough for Ms. Murati, huh? She’s out here collecting investments like Pokémon cards — gotta catch ‘em all! 🎮✨ Led by a16z (who are basically the Avengers of VC funds), along with Nvidia, Accel, ServiceNow, Cisco, and AMD — it's like the Avengers are funding an AI army to **take over the world**! 🤖🔥 Can we get a stonks meme on that? 📈💀 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We’re building AI that’ll solve all your problems by creating new ones! 🤡💥” - A developer who definitely did NOT just listen to Nicki Minaj while coding. And let’s be real, this investment is like a rich kid flexing in front of broke gamer nerds: “Look at my new tech startup, you can’t even afford Adobe!” 😩💔 Don’t sleep on this, though! In 5 years, we’ll all be arguing with our AI overlords over whose turn it is to do the dishes! 😂👾 **Hot Take:** *Siri is about to become your new life coach. Buckle up, buttercup!* 🚀🔥 Share or your mom will switch to Bing! 🤭🔁