🚨💸 BREAKING: Tech Bro Alert! The AI overlords at Capacity just secured a monstrous $92.6 million in funding! That’s right, folks, we’re talking a fat $42.6M Series D and an extra $50M in debt to keep this automation party rolling! 💰🎉 But hold up—why does a SUPPORT CENTER need over $150 million? Are they building an AI that can solve world hunger or merely handling Karen’s complaints about the Wifi? 😤🤡 This is the real-life equivalent of "I bought an NFT for $1M. It's a JPEG of my cat." Stonks? More like STONKED! 📈💩 Capacity's pitch? “We automate contact center support, so you don’t have to talk to humans anymore!” 🤖🔥 I mean, what’s next? An AI that writes your Tinder messages? No cap, the future is cringe, fam. 🙈 One "leaked" developer quote: “At this point, I’d rather train a hamster than deal with another angry customer.” 🐹💀 Prediction time! In 5 years, all contact centers will be run by sentient robots, and the only thing they’ll know how to say is, “This is fine.” 🔥🚀 Stay tuned for the apocalypse! 🌍💥 #AIOverlords #HelpMe 🙏