🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! 🚨🚨 Stanford researchers just dropped a bombshell 💣💥: Entry-level jobs are officially in a chokehold from our friend, AI. That's right, folks! We’re looking at a *13% decline* in those sweet, sweet starter positions for millennials and Gen Z. Oh, you thought you were getting a simple job to kickstart your career? Nah fam, now you’re competing with a *robot overlord* who NEVER needs coffee breaks! ☕🤖 Can you imagine your boss saying: “Sorry, pal, we hired AI-9000 because it writes 10x better code and never gets distracted by TikTok! 📈👀” *Seethe* 😤 💰💸 And let’s be honest, who wants to pay a human when you can pay a sassy chatbot to churn out reports while it secretly plans to take over the world? *Drake pointing* to the future of hiring: "I've got 99 problems but an entry-level job ain't one!" 😏😂 Some leaked internal chat from a "developer" at a Fortune 500 company reads: "Honestly, I think my new assistant that keeps crashing can code better than my intern. 🤷‍♂️" Like OK, Steve Jobs reincarnated, let’s not roast the humans too hard! 😅🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** Within 5 years, we’ll all be applying for jobs as “AI ethical consultants” just to make sure ChatGPT doesn’t start plotting against us! Buckle up, kiddos! 🤡🚀💀