🚨💥BREAKING NEWS! AI is STRAIGHT UP SLASHING workloads like it’s 1990s prices at a clearance sale!!!💥🚨 According to a TOP-SECRET (totally not leaked) report by Cynomi that your grandma probably can’t read, AI is helping virtual CISOs (vCISOs for the cool kids) cut their workloads by a WILD 68%!!! 😱🤯🛡️ Small-Medium Businesses (SMBs) are like “GIMME THAT CYBERSECURITY!” faster than you can say “Why is my WiFi so slow?” 💸📈 79% of managed service providers (MSPs) and managed security service providers (MSSPs) are screaming about the HIGH DEMAND for these vCISO services! It’s like the hottest tech startup, but without the million-dollar valuation! 🚀📊 Developer Quote that Totally Isn’t Made Up: “I used to spend 90% of my time doing boring stuff, now I can just meme and chill – also, save the world. 🤖💻” So while your data is getting more secure, corporations bumbling through compliance like this is fine dog, remember that AI isn’t just a trend, it’s a VIBE! 🔥 👀 Brace yourselves, because I predict by 2025, vCISOs will be replaced by Spongebob bots. Mark my words! 🍍🤡💀 #StonksUP #CybersecurityIsLit