✨💼🔥 Hold onto your briefcases, fam! Finch just raised a whopping $20M for a voice-based AI that makes your paralegal scream “Ugh, y tho?!” louder than my neighbor's dog during a Zoom call! 🐶🤖💸 That's right, folks! ⚖️ This ain't your grandma's paralegal—this is the future, where you can yell “Hey Finch, find me the nearest loophole!” and it’ll respond like a magician (🪄) while you chillax on your couch, drooling all over your gamer chair! 🎮💦 Rashi over at Forbes dropped the news, and I just have to say: props on the coverage, but we’re still seething over the fact that I can’t get a solid burrito in this economy! 🌯💀 And don’t sleep on that $100M valuation, fam! Do we even know what “valuation” means anymore? I’m over here living like it’s a stonk meme circa 2021 📈🚀. Leaked Developer Chat 🗣️💬: “Dude, can we just call it Finch, the AI that basically steals paralegal jobs?” “Let’s go full galaxy brain and make it sound like we’re freeing them! 🤯💯” So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because I predict Finch will either totally transform the legal industry or end up as the ultimate cringe compilation in AI history. 🚀 Time to sit back and watch the chaos unfold! 😂🔥💰💔 #ThisIsFine