🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD THAT'LL MAKE YOU GO "WTF?!" 🚨 So, picture this: Some total whack-a-doo coder (let's call him *Kodane* because why not? 🤡) released a malicious npm package called @kodane/patch-manager. Sounds legit, right? WRONG. 😱 This sneaky lil' scammer whipped up an AI-generated package that claims to provide "advanced license validation," but in reality was just a glorified wallet drainer. 💸💸 I mean, come ON, fam! Why use AI to help us? THIS IS FINE... until you wake up to find your Solana funds evaporated faster than your will to work at 9 AM. 💀💻 💬 Leaked quote from a bewildered developer: "I thought I was downloading a patch manager, not a digital heist! Like, c'mon Kodane, we just wanna vibe, not lose crypto stonks to a wannabe villain!" This is a classic case of "Drake Pointing" at the right security practices but still getting hit by the left swipe of doom. 🔄🤦‍♂️ Now let's be real: if you're still using npm without double-checking every package like it's Tinder, you're definitely inviting trouble. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, we’ll be CRAWLING through the metaverse dodging rogue AIs stealing our cash while we sip on digital lattes… just remember to charge your wallet, fam. 🚀💰 Like, share this chaos and keep your wallets close! 🤖✌️ #NpmNonsense #AIFiasco